28/05/2006

 

Nightmare on the bearded street



It is not only his batting skill, but Team India star batsman-cum-wicket keeper Mahendra Singh Dhoni's long tresses too, hog headlines and fascinate celebrities and commoners alike. So much so, that Pakistan's President Pervez Musharraf praised Dhoni's flowing locks, and asked him not to crop them.

Something tells me that Mahi would not have been a big hit or so well turned up, had he sported a beard as his predecessors Syed Kirmani and Gundappa Vishwanath did.

In fact, he would have had a trying time in keeping his beard in shape in Ranchi, which, despite having many men's parlours and salons, lacks quality beard trimmers.

However, as an optimistic I seek hope in the city's bearded men now. The bearded BJP neta Ravindra Rai, an "alter ego" of Babulal Marandi, has embarked on a "mission" with a martyr's zeal to "change the system". I hope Rai has a stronger say in the "new system" and ensures better trimmers in new-look Ranchi that Marandi had conceptualised.

Ranchi offers luxurious parlours like Man Mark on Kanke Road, Roop and Kaya on the Main Road, where charges for hair dressing and other facilities begin from Rs 50 and go beyond Rs 500. Then, there are economy parlours like Denim on Kutchery Road and Paradise at Lalpur. Besides, all the colonies have their share of big or small parlours. Many of them enjoy a pretty good reputation when it comes to hair dressing. But few of them have a beard trimmer.

In fact, the city becomes a veritable nightmare for bearded men, like me. To get to the bottom of the prickly problem, I decided to investigate.

After a great deal of legwork, I discovered a talented beard trimmer in Qayum in a regular salon in Bariatu. But, as luck would have it, Qayum left for Chhatisgarh and better wages, leaving many truly despondent. It was then that I learnt that Man Mark has a good trimmer. In fact, rumour has it an editor of a popular Hindi daily, who is very particular about his hair, visits Man Mark. But ordinary folks, like me, find Man Mark too expensive to frequent.

I wonder why is the city not endowed with quality beard trimmers? After all, many modern day icons like Salman Rushdie, Prakash Jha, Vir Sanghvi and leaders, like Chandrashekhar and Nitish Kumar, sport beards. The state, too, has its share of bearded netas in Upendra Nath Das and Ravindra Rai. Senior IAS officer A.K. Sarkar, too, loves to flaunt his shapely beard. Is it so hard to trim beards? Why do the city parlours, where quality hair dressers and face masseurs are dime a dozen, do not have worthy trimmers?

Replying to these queries Qayum once told me: "It is hard to trim beards perfectly. You can conceal your errors in hair dressing. But it is tough to hide inaccuracy while trimming beards. There's little room for faux pass." "Moreover," says Iftikhar of Paradyse, "despite resorting to much caution, beard trimming does not fetch us as much money, as hair dressing does. Thus, many barbers don't want to learn this less-profitable but difficult art". He added that there are two methods employed in beard trimming. There is a conventional one, where a hairdresser uses scissors and combs. Another system employs electric machines. But machines have a tendency to develop snags, discouraging salons from keeping them.

So, summing up, this much is clear: if you love to keep stylish tresses like Mahi, John Abraham and so on, you have plenty of choices in Ranchi. But god forbid, if you want to look like Salman Rushdie, Chandrashekhar or Vir Sanghvi, you are in for a hair-raising trouble of trying to find the "right" place.

Keeping beards is an age-old practice. Even Mohenjodaro men sported beards as is evident from the remains and stone carvings. Our icons Gurudev Ravindranath Tagore and Mirza Ghalib sported beards. Many Jharkhand leaders like Bagun Sumbrui and Shibu Soren sport beards. But Baguns and Shibus don't care much for their beards and revel in the disheveled look.

Of late, keeping beard has become a trend. Therefore, unlike Bagun Sumbrui and Shibu Soren, Ravindra Rai, A.K. Sarkar and Upendra Nath Das, love to keep their beards in fashionable trim. I wish Ranchi gets netas and sahebs - like them - who can take care of other bearded citizens and deliver us to more trimmed and shapely days

 

(Courtesy The Telegraph)

 

Nalin Verma

The Author is the Ranchi based special correspondent of the Telegraph

 

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